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Man Not Going To Walk Faster Just Because Coworker Holding Open Critical Reactor’s Blast Door For Him

TONOPAH, AZ—Explaining that he wasn’t going to be pressured into rushing for the sake of a gesture, a local nuclear plant employee Kevin Rachlin...

Trump Says He Would Only Be A Dictator On ‘Day One’ Of Second Term

When asked whether he would use a second term to “abuse power, to break the law, to use the government to go after people”...

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Herschel Walker Scrambles To Collect Dozens Of Fetuses That Fell Out Of Pants Pocket

ATLANTA—Crawling on his hands and knees in an attempt to scoop up as many as he could before anyone at the campaign event noticed,...

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Nation’s Dive Bar Couples Announce Plan To Sloppily Make Out After Screaming Match

MOBILE, AL—Stumbling around and shouting to anyone who was willing to listen, the nation’s visibly intoxicated dive bar couples held a press conference Monday...

Cops Confident School Shooter Will Tucker Himself Out

AINSWORTH, OH—Members of law enforcement responding to a violent situation unfolding at McKinsdale Elementary School reportedly made the decision to stand down Friday after...

First U.S. Malaria Cases Diagnosed In Decades In Florida, Texas

The CDC has confirmed that five cases of malaria have been discovered in Florida and Texas, the first time the potentially fatal mosquito-borne disease...

Grandmother Suffering From Alzheimer’s Still Able To Remember All Grandchildren’s Flaws

LINCOLN, NE—Finding promise in her ability to recognize her eldest grandchild as the one who failed to make the soccer team in eighth...
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Leaders of a Hollywood’s actors union have voted to join screenwriters in the first joint strike in more than six decades, shutting down production...
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